Zoo solves mystery of celibate polar bears
Puzzled zookeepers in northern Japan have discovered the reason why their attempts to mate two polar bears kept failing: Both are female.
Top ten responses from the zoo officials:
1) Not that there's anything wrong with that.
2) Well, the water is really cold.
3) Do we have any bi-polar bears?
4) It worked at the San Francisco Zoo.
5) Our DVM is an Aggie.
6) Maybe if we give her a crewcut ...
7) Think it would work better with two males?
8) Icicles
9) Don't Ask, Don't Tell
10) They're polar bears, would YOU want to check?
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3 comments:
LMAO - good Aggie dig.
I put that in in honor of my nephew -- he's a professor at A&M.
Ho!
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