Zoo solves mystery of celibate polar bears
Puzzled zookeepers in northern Japan have discovered the reason why their attempts to mate two polar bears kept failing: Both are female.
Top ten responses from the zoo officials:
1) Not that there's anything wrong with that.
2) Well, the water is really cold.
3) Do we have any bi-polar bears?
4) It worked at the San Francisco Zoo.
5) Our DVM is an Aggie.
6) Maybe if we give her a crewcut ...
7) Think it would work better with two males?
8) Icicles
9) Don't Ask, Don't Tell
10) They're polar bears, would YOU want to check?
Literary Spite and Transdimensional Flight
14 hours ago
3 comments:
LMAO - good Aggie dig.
I put that in in honor of my nephew -- he's a professor at A&M.
Ho!
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